February 2012
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“Every time I read an article about conservatives being “pro- life” I am reminded...”
– The ‘Safe, Legal, Rare’ Illusion - NYTimes.com (via vodkashits)
klosterfuckmelissengeist
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I thrive best, hermit style.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
“And yet a woman’s weight is seen by American culture as an outward manifestation...”
– Everybody, Every Body: the Media’s Erasure of Fat Girls (via wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow)
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Watchthefluffingtonpost:
Oldest Known Cat Video Was Made by Thomas Edison
The name Thomas Edison is practically synonymous with hilarious cats. But did you know he may have created the original “funny cat video?”
The Boxing Cats (featured above) was one of the earliest motion pictures produced by America’s first movie studio.
Sadly, the cats depicted in the film have been dead for hundreds, if not...
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“He ended his performance by back-flipping off the stage, though sadly not off...”
– Sasha Frere Jones recap gets in the best dig yet at Chris Brown’s 81 performances at the Grammys. I was hoping that at the end of that performance he was going to jump from the top of the set, Black Swan style, but no luck. (via rookiemag)
(H)einer am Sonntag
Hoffnung ist nur ein Mangel an Information. (Heiner Müller)
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Watchliterallysame:
this will always be funny
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Fuck Yeah Nightmares: 10/10 →
fuckyeahnightmares:
tiffanyytano submitted:
I was writing a memoir for school, and it was really late, probably like 1 or 2 am. I was the only one awake. Then my phone started to ring. The caller was restricted. My friend always calls me from a restricted number, so I figured it was him and answered. Here is how…
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Interviewer: Do you collect anything?
Ville: I collect friends. I've got about three.
